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Ted Suzan is nature's darling.
Tedsuzan
Joined: 03 August 2006
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Confused? Well, I'll tell you that I'm an absurdist....which is pretty much a title that will let me get away with anything. Thanks for watching my videos!

Here are three things to consider:

1.All Hail The Meat Calculator!

Help me through college and conveniently worship my invention of the 'Meat Calculator' at the same time! You can see the products here by following the link. It is my duty to the meat calculator to spread its image to the world, and I am trying to obey as best I can...(Check out the commercial!)

http://www.cafepress.com/Te...

PS Judge the art, not the artist!

2. Subscribe to me and be happy!

Um...vote third party? What does a person say to his fellow man? Phnervadoop!

3. Leave me a comment!

I just realized that My Britney spears defense video has caused over 89,000 people to pay approx. more than 183 and a half days' worth of attention to me,lol. (Not only that, but it's a moral lecture) Wee!
Name: Son
Age: 23
Hi, I am an amazing Hun-Warrior, Merman-Prince brought up in high class British society by beautiful wood elves. I can also fly and eat snakes.
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Y'all Leave Britney Spears alone!
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Stanfurd University (Dis)orientatio n
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Blow-Drying My Tongue and Eating a Cracker
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RE: Blow Drying my tongue and eating a cracker
Mon 28 Jan 2008 18:03:03 PST
Even though I advised against it, someone recreated my tongue blowdrying experiment...super funny, too...

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2/1 I Want My Mommy (cover)
Thu 24 Jan 2008 22:42:43 PST
This a cover of tedsuzan's song. His channel is hot, get it on it: http://youtube.com/tedsuzan especially check out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFdmJmkK2eA

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Channel Comments (123)
FlubberGirls (1 day ago)
heyar :)

check out our video

'fer sure remake'

its gooood :)

comment, rate etc PLS

much appreciated!
UncleUsurp (2 days ago)
G'day :)
thankness for the sub and kind words.many eons of inspiration.much love-gregg0-
Undertaker11111111 (3 days ago)
Wanna be friends?
Tedsuzan (5 days ago)
Other note to self:
Have you ever found that after a few clicks you have windows open all over the screen? All you have to do is hold down the Shift key while clicking the close button on the topmost window to close the selected folder and all of its parent folders. Also, if you have several programs running at the same time, you can hold down the ALT key and press the Tab key to cycle through the open programs to get to the one you want to use.
Tedsuzan (1 week ago)
Note to self :

United Baby King Shawls...
debcoart (1 week ago)
Thank you for entering the Make Me Laugh Contest! Your participation is greatly appreciated. YAY !!!
carmexcutie (3 weeks ago)
um. you are the most hilarious person alive aside from myself. i need to make more videos. for my birthday i will be buying a meat calcualtor shirt. thanks :)
IO1011 (3 weeks ago)
Very good, I highly recommend breaking into the world of "Watch in High Quality". Did you know about this multiple upload thing? I didn't until yesterday, but you can batch upload videos that are up to 1 gb each.
rayrayskimps (4 weeks ago)
super bloopers
georgehartline (1 month ago)
That's cool man-I got my BA in Spanish so we are related :) Good work here-original and I like that. Keep in touch.
-George
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